Which of the following statements do you suppose would be most likely to get me thrown into one of Dubya's Rex-84 gulags following the establishment of martial law after the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2008?
1) George Bush sucks dick.
2) Dick Cheney sucks dick.
3) The guys at the NSA in charge of watching blogs suck dick.
4) "How did you know there would be an attack on September 11, 2008?"
5) Iran is not interested in killing the Great Satan America, but they would really like for us to get our soldiers and weaponry out of their back yard.
6) There is no god but the Flying Spagetti Monster.
7) George Bush is wrong.
Number 8 - any of the above?
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ReplyDeleteJeez, they all would get you a spot in Gitmo wouldn't they?
ReplyDeleteYou are already marked for annihilation and they're just biding their time.
ReplyDeleteI figured that.
ReplyDeleteThere is no god but the Flying Spagetti Monster.
ReplyDeleteand you will go to hell for not recognizing this sooner.
visions of Dubya, Dick, and the FSM in a hot, and I mean HOT three way...
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