Thursday, December 07, 2006

self-classified post

Hey, if you're not a regular NPR listener already, go and read/listen to this article, then try and sum yourself up in 30 words or less. Here's mine:
Out-of-shape male, 42, tall, smart (assed), geek-literate, with artistic bent seeks* clever girl to appreciate my jokes and lack of ambition. Warning: love me, love my crap.
God, I love the English language!

* this is only a language exercise, of course, since I'm already married
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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous12/07/2006 9:43 PM

    i'm guilty of making shameless fun of personals ads...wow. so i'll do a 30 word thing, if i can count, and i'll post it on my blog....lol....

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  2. rev. billy bob gisher ©200812/08/2006 2:03 PM

    yo turdbucket...i just had to clean up your mess. now go to your room for 15 minutes:)

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  3. Anonymous12/08/2006 2:43 PM

    funny artical!
    I'd have to lie to be appealing reguardless of how many words I was allowed!
    jsull

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  4. Omnipotent Poobah12/08/2006 7:09 PM

    "Omnipotent deity, 10,652 years old seeks patient learner for smiting, throwing thunderbolts, and creating new worlds. Must be employed, have a hot bod, and be a non-smoker."

    How's that?

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  5. daveawayfromhome12/08/2006 10:10 PM

    Yay, Pooby!

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