Ben & Jerry's ice cream created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama. They then asked people to come up with a George W. Bush memorial flavor. Some of the best responses follow:
Abu Grape
Cluster Fudge
Nut'n Accomplished
Iraqi Road
Chock 'n Aw
WireTapioca
Guantanmallow
imPeachmint
Heck of a Job, Brownie!
Neocon Politan
RockyRoad to Fascism
Cookie D'oh!
The Housing Crunch
Nougalar Proliferation
You're Shitting In My Mouth And Calling It A Sundae -
Credit Crunch
George Bush Doesn't Care About Dark Chocolate
WMDelicious
Bloody Sundae
Caramel Preemptive Stripe
Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker... Swirl
I think my personal favorite is WMDelicious. It's supposed to have stuff in it, but all you ever can find is vanilla.
The WMDelicious is good when it's explained, but the funniest title is imPeachmint.
ReplyDeleteThe explaination was my own.
ReplyDelete"imPeachment" was a good one, but it can only be served in cones (because otherwise the bowl might be put on the table).
I was going to go with Cookie D'oh!, but that implies the person realizes they've screwed the pooch, so my vote goes to Cluster Fudge. I think it's also more indicative of the entire eight years rather than one particular debacle within.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I rejected Nut'n Accomplished for a similar reason. I mean, he accomplished a lot, it was just all bad.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant. I personally like the last one, although I figure it's something like rainbow sherbet, which is absolutely awful. Kinda like... well... You Know Who.
ReplyDeleteIt's very much like rainbow sherbet, but the three flavors are anti-freeze, chicken fat and the blood of American soldiers.
ReplyDeleteI want them all!
ReplyDeletelol...good post. thanks! ;)
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