why? why?

I love Jack-in-the-Box tacos. I dont understand it, but I do. They're awful things, really. They've got a strip of some kind of meat paste, and a triangle of American cheese, laid out in a corn tortilla. Then the whole thing is deep fried. A bit of lettuce and a squirt of hot sauce. Two for a dollar.
Irresistible.
Do not forget the hot sauce, because, like the breakfast burritos at Whataburger (also delicious, but mysteriously named "taquitos")(and consisting of much higher quality ingredients), they're not that great without a bit of the spicy red.
Seriously, this is not a recommendation. It is merely a testimony of my sad, sad love of a horrible, horrible meal.

Mmmmmmm. Tacos.