Tuesday, April 19, 2011

oh, crap

I just had a horrible thought: With the ascension of China as a world power, we'll be seeing them exporting more and more of their cultural products, as well as manufactured ones. This will no doubt include a lot of high-voiced, really high-voiced, Chinese female pop stars*.
If the gods are particularly merciless, those pop stars will make heavy use of Autotune.

Some one, please, just shoot me now.


* like this one

2 comments:

Omnipotent Poobah said...

Two wrds...Pink Lady. If you don't remember them, picture two Chinese clones who don't speak ETnglish headlining a variety show along with one of Hollywood's worst advertising actors ever.

It was a train wreck.

daveawayfromhome said...

I remember Pink Lady, though, mercifully, not in my head. The future, I fear, holds many more of their ilk, swept in by the rising tide of Chinese economic might.