monday movie

I've always said that the Republican credo is "Fuck you, I've got my own", but Obama has to be a bit more circumspect, so I guess his take will do just fine.

props to Kel

quote for the day

I wondered... if the people who had moved the jobs, whoever those people had actually been, ever came back to the city now , even to just drive through. And I wondered, when they did, what kind of feelings they might have, how they would explain the situation to themselves in a way that left them feeling like good people. Profit fed the life we lived, I knew that and saw the necessity of it. But those people had made a god of profit, it seemed to me, and according to the rules of their religion, if it was profitable to close the factory and ship the jobs overseas, then it was morally right. In order to keep from feeling guilty, they had, I supposed, devised all sorts of ways of thinking about what they did and didn't do, all sorts of clever rationalizations. It occurred to me that, in a different arena, I might be in the habit of doing the same thing.

Roland Merullo, from Breakfast With Buddha

by request

Gisher has made a request to see some tits, and since I try to be responsive to my audience, I feel I ought to oblige: Here's a picture with some great tits:


And if that's not enough, here's another picture with a nice pair of tits:

thursday matinee

Here's an odd video for your amusement. It contains a bear, which lately seems to be all it takes for me to enjoy it. Dunno why.

top o' the mornin'... or, something like that

I'm putting up a new header for a while. It amuses me to do so.

update: the header is gone now, but it looked like this:

realignment

You know I've been dissatisfied with the blog of late. There's been a kind of emptiness about it lately, hard to define, yet subtly draining me of energy. I thought perhaps it was just lack of sleep, or imagination, but after some thought, I've decided that it's simply that we are all fucked. Fucked good and royally.
The nation is suffering under worst president ever, with only a 1-out-of-5 approval rating, and yet Congress cannot even get their shit together enough to deny him more of the stupid shit which got him (and us) in trouble in the first place. And all my yap-yap-yap comes to naught. Hell, all the yap-yap-yap of everyone comes to naught, even as our president gets booed by an entire ballpark!
So screw it. I'm done.
From now on, this blog will be devoted entirely to breasts. I'll get a lot more hits (after all, 50% of the population loves breasts), which might lead to advertisements (lucrative sex-industry ones - booyah!). I wont be nearly as frustrated, because while politics pisses me off, I love breasts as much as any other red-blooded American man. At least as much.

So that's that. From now on, the only boobs you're gonna see here will be of the non-political kind. So I think it appropriate that I begin with a Demotivator.



ADDENDUM (April 2, 2008):
This was, of course, an April Fools Day post. Much as I appreciate breasts, there's something a little weird about devoting a whole blog to them. Or, at least, it's not a pasttime that suits me very well.
On the other hand, pretty much everything else in this post was actually true.

And I'll leave the demotivator up; I learned my lesson last year about deleting posts.

Plus, it's just funny.

extreme prejudice

The problem with being such a corrupt and unalloyed clusterfuck as this administration has been, is that even when you work on a problem that genuinely needs a solution, your plan will be viewed with deep suspicion, not because the plan seems suspicious, but because you do.

Okay, forget "seems". I wouldnt trust the Bush Administration with my garbage collection. In fact, I find that I use terms such as "Lord Bush and his Cabal" far less than I used to, simply because "Bush Administration" seems epithet enough.

question

Which would you describe as the worse of the two: A man who used his power to gain more power, or a man who used his power to get laid? Which would you call the more dangerous of the two?

sunday funny

I found this image online somewhere when I was looking for demotivators. I think it's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long while, but dont ask me why. It just is.


It's kind of been a busy week, with me working 10 or more hours a day on about half that much sleep. Hopefully, next week will be much calmer. And maybe I'll get myself a new toy with the overtime money. Or fix my car.

a thought for the holiday

Had Jesus just done a bit of weight training, he could have saved everybody a lot of trouble. Except the Romans, of course. He could have kicked their asses.