Out-of-shape male, 42, tall, smart (assed), geek-literate, with artistic bent seeks* clever girl to appreciate my jokes and lack of ambition. Warning: love me, love my crap.God, I love the English language!
* this is only a language exercise, of course, since I'm already married
5 comments:
i'm guilty of making shameless fun of personals ads...wow. so i'll do a 30 word thing, if i can count, and i'll post it on my blog....lol....
yo turdbucket...i just had to clean up your mess. now go to your room for 15 minutes:)
funny artical!
I'd have to lie to be appealing reguardless of how many words I was allowed!
jsull
"Omnipotent deity, 10,652 years old seeks patient learner for smiting, throwing thunderbolts, and creating new worlds. Must be employed, have a hot bod, and be a non-smoker."
How's that?
Yay, Pooby!
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