Hey y'all, if you're looking for a safe place to raise your kids, may I suggest Carrollton, Texas? I'll tell you, Carrollton Texas has got to be a really safe place to live. How do I know that? Well, recently, I got a ticket there, for parking in a handicapped zone. In an industrial park. Outside a business closed for the night. In an empty parking lot. At 4:00 a.m. Saturday morning (or rather, Friday night).Yep, a town where cops are handing out tickets like that must have no other, more important, crimes going on anywhere, so it's got to be safe. Right?
3 comments:
It would be safe, except everyone's afraid of the cops.
Not afraid. Irritated. The nice judge did give me a break on the ticket, though, down to a mere 62 bucks, rather than 135.
Annoyed by your friendly public servant, are you?
:)
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