Saturday, October 02, 2010


Top 10 reasons why beer is better than religion.

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.
6. When you have Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.
4. You don’t have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can’t lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you.



the Brother said...

Mmmm, bier...

Pryme said...

10. I've found that as I drink less in social settings, my roommate has been getting more hostile.
9. That's because beer makes you forget about sex.
8. But we use it to celebrate the end of wars!
7. I thought you said you lived in the South.
6. Um, frat parties?
5. Um, "The Untouchables?"
4. Thank God for that (ain't that ironic?)
3. That's because beer is a truth serum.
2. That's exactly what that cop said.
1. Yes, but they try to get you to stop.

Omnipotent Poobah said...

Regards #5, there was that whole "less filling, great taste" thing. It got pretty heated, so I don't know.

Lydia said...

Hilarious!! (And honest!)