"You see, there are a lot of scientific data that I've found out as a scientist that actually show that this is really a young Earth. I don't believe that the earth's but about 9,000 years old. I believe it was created in six days as we know them. That's what the Bible says."
Congressman Paul Broun (R-Ga.), chairman of Subcommittee on Investigations and Oversight which has general and special investigative authority on all matters within the jurisdiction of the Committee on Science, Space, and Technology.
This is America under the Republican Party, folks. Think on that today if you havent yet voted.
Unless you intend to pull the "R" level. In which case, why dont you just go get so drunk you cant think straight, and then go around hitting poor people, children and anyone else who isnt exactly like you with a stick, which is pretty much just like being a Republican, but more localized*.
Did you know that Paul Broun was running unopposed? How does that even happen for an office at the national level?
* i.e., wont take down the rest of the country while you're doing it.