Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The Three Laws of Corporate Workers

You know guys, there are plenty of people who'd love to have your job
  1. A worker may not injure a corporation or, through inaction, allow a corporation to come to harm.
  2. A worker must obey any orders given to it by a corporation, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A worker must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Remember, what's good for Business is good for America!

Thank God we avoided the communist threat! Down with Socialism!!!

2 comments:

Unknown said...

You just sealed the deal for me my dear man, my next post will be on socialism as we all know that is where this country is heading there afterall (oh lord she said rolling her eyes and throwing up, just a little, in her mouth)- and get this . . . (loving the irony) a McCarthy discoursing about Socialism? Nice.....

daveawayfromhome said...

I may have to do something along that line myself.