Saturday, March 11, 2006

Republicans: building the Democrats of Tomorrow:
Today!

Oh, you're gonna love this one. There's a Dad here in our little Republican enclave of Highland Park*, Texas, who has said that he refuses to pay for his son's education unless he becomes a Registered Republican. The son has refused, and to support himself through school has instead started up his own clone of the million pixels of advertisements website pioneered by that guy in England.
Can you ask for a better example of what's wrong with today's Republican? Dad says, "Son, as your pimp-Daddy, if you want any cash out of me, I expect you to sign up for my party, which is, after all, the party of Big Money." Seriously, does this not sound like whoring to you?
It does to me.

One might ask, well, why not sign up, take the money, get the education, then, like any good Texas political type, change sides after you got what you wanted? Well, yeah, you could do that, but doesnt that sound like something someone without any sense of fair play, honor, decency, or gentlemanly behavior would do? To lie, take the money (the most important thing, the be-all and end-all), then run? Like perhaps, a Republican?
It does to me.
So, if you were serious about not being a Republican, you couldnt do it, right?

So, I guess, if you have a certain sense of honor, then you will tell Dad to shove his money and his party, and try and fend for yourself, just like poor people do. Well, sort of. Poor people would probably just go out and get a job, but you've got to admire the kid's entreprenurial spirit, even if it probably will lead to a future place in the Republican party. Most of all, I'd like to extend a hearty "Huzzah!" for not whoring himself. And if it turns out that he just cant cut it, well, I'm sure Dad'll still be there, his superfly Caddilac waiting, still offering that same trick.

Then he can take the money.

For now.


*Highland Park is one of those towns that was wealthy enough to avoid being swallowed up by the city as it expanded, and so is now surrounded by the city, providing a haven for wealthy, white (second wife) soccer moms and their insufferably spoiled children, where they can pretend that darker skinned people dont actually exist (except to clean up after them).

5 comments:

Omnipotent Poobah said...

I'm with you, although I think the old man got to win either way.

Path A was cajoling the kid into being a Republican. Path B was teaching the kid to be a Republican.

Damn those clever bastards!

daveawayfromhome said...

I'm hoping for Path C: having to work some shit job and finding out what the working type knows (which, believe me, is alien knowledge in much of Highland Park), or maybe Path D: caving in, taking the money, listening to Dad gloat, become bitter resentful, and best of all rebellious, and turning into a life-long Democrat.

Bora Zivkovic said...

Can you find the URL of his site? We can help him by buying pixels and posting links to liberal sites and blogs. I bet he'll read everything sent to him, get informed and become a Democrat for life.

daveawayfromhome said...

Done, under "his own clone" or just right here.

Unknown said...

Interesting story, let’s just hope that you are right and that the “C” path is available. But you have got to applaud his sense of principles in standing up to papa. Thanks for stopping by the other day and leaving the whip marks! LOL got my ass to work very fast.