Tuesday, February 21, 2006

foot fetish

Oh, man. For I dont know how long, I've envied our less "advanced" cousins for their exceptionally cool feet. And now, just when it's finally starting to look like I might get myself a nice opposable big toe, Sam Brownback, Senator from that Luddite stronghold known as Kansas, goes and introduces a bill to make my dream of tree-climbing ease illegal. Bastard. Thank God Asian countries such as India and Korea will soon totally outclass us medically.


Omnipotent Poobah said...

Maybe Sam already HAS his cool feet and he's just trying to withhold them from everybody else.

daveawayfromhome said...

He would too, that smug bastard!