Friday, September 18, 2009

modern life

my hand may have wielded the hatchett, but it was your liberal ways which chopped down the tree
If the story were written by today's spinmasters, George Washington would say something along the lines of “I deeply regret any pain that the loss of your cherry tree may have caused. However, I would point out that there was no sign specifically saying not to chop down that particular tree. Plus, I couldnt have chopped anything down were it not for your overly permissive tool policy, Father, so I think maybe you should be blamed as much as I, if not more."

1 comment:

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

The magic has died.