Thursday, January 12, 2006

oh stewardess!

Okay, I realize that this isnt really something that comes up in real life, but just in case you someday need a web page translated into "jive", and Barbara Billingsly isnt around, try using the fabulous Dialectizer. It can also translate your blog, into "redneck", "cockney", "Elmer Fudd", "Swedish Chef", "moron", "Pig Latin" or "hacker", if "jive"-talking isnt your thing.
Just look at what a bang up job the Dialectizer did on the Robinson Jeffers from below:
Casdat fine femahnaine ladee

De mad goat wid de starin' eyes and long honky fin'ers
Hooked in de stones uh de wall,
De sto'm-wrack fro and screechin' moud: duz it matter, Casdat fine femahnaine ladee,
Wheda' de sucka's recon'
Yo' bitta' fountain? Truly dudes hate da damn trud, dey'd liefer
Meet some tiga' on de road.
Derefo'e da damn poets honey deir trud wid lyin'; but religion-
Vendo's and political men
Pour fum de barrel, new lies on de old, and is praised fo' kind
Wisdom. WORD! Poo' bitch be wise.
No, dig dis: ya''ll still mumble in some co'na' a crust uh trud, t'men
And gods disgustin' - ya' and I, Casdat fine femahnaine ladee.
Props to Stinkhorn Rodeo, and my apologies for jumping their claim.

2 comments:

rev. billy bob gisher ©2008 said...

Psalm 128

A song of ascents. 1 Blessed is all who fear th' LORD, who walk in his ways. 2 Yo' will ett th' fruit of yer labo'; blessin's an' prosperity will be yourn. 3 Yer wife will be like a fruitful vine wifin yer house; yer sons will be like olive shoots aroun' yer table. 4 Thus is th' man blessed who fears th' LORD. 5 May th' LORD bless yo' fum Zion all th' days of yer life; may yo' see th' prosperity of Jerusalem, 6 an' may yo' live t'see yer chillun's chillun. Peace be upon Israel, ah reckon.

daveawayfromhome said...

they need to add "mafioso", "scottish", "no-goodnik", and "valley girl"