Oh, man. For I dont know how long, I've envied our less "advanced" cousins for their exceptionally cool feet. And now, just when it's finally starting to look like I might get myself a nice opposable big toe, Sam Brownback, Senator from that Luddite stronghold known as Kansas, goes and introduces a bill to make my dream of tree-climbing ease illegal. Bastard. Thank God Asian countries such as India and Korea will soon totally outclass us medically.
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Maybe Sam already HAS his cool feet and he's just trying to withhold them from everybody else.
He would too, that smug bastard!
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