Well, do you have any experience?
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Communist Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've SHOT SOMBODY ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I DO IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
"Vice President Dick Cheney, while hunting wild geese in the Rose Garden, accidentally shot President Bush twice, once in the heart and once in the head. 'I didn't really shoot the President twice,' said Cheney. 'The second time I shot him, I was president.'"
Steve Martin, The Huffington Post (props to The Daily Nooz)
6 comments:
Well, at least Dick hit George in the head. Thank God it wasn't something he uses.
Great post!
loved it although you should never say
daveawayfromhome three times in a row.
get your tax money dude?
got money.
bought computer.
computer not compatible with DSL service, for some reason.
will take computer back, try again, later.
bummed, very bummed.
man go cable. or are you like in the boonies? i had to move in to do this carp.
To use cable, you have to have cable. We've banished that zombification device from our household. If we decide to forego the landline, that may change.
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