SICK SICK SICK

Okay, so you say you think Brian Doyle is an just a one-time fluke, that there isnt anything seriously wrong with Homeland Security? Well, maybe it's true. Or maybe it's true that an organization designed to keep citizens under surveillance draws in the type of people you definitely do not want watching you. Because, you see, Brian Doyle is not alone. There was also a fellow named Frank Figueroa, a senior agent, busted recently (but not only) for masturbating in a food court, and another one named Michael Burks (see more below for him). Aberation? Maybe. Probably. There are thousands of people in Homeland Security, all of them watching us in some form or another, right? So how surprising is it, really, that a few sickos were among those watchers?
Except... except, I kind of thought that maybe the job of Homeland Security was to find the sickos (as in screening, not employing).
Still, it's not like this kind of behavior is limited to just Republicans, or anything. I mean, that old saw about the stricter the conservative, the kinkier the sexual behavior is just that, an old saw.
Right?

Finally, keeping in the tradition of finding more than you bargained for; if you have daughters, you may wish to a) read this, and b) never, ever let them go near the internet. Ever. I know that's my impulse right now. That, and to wash.

Thanks to Rude Pundit for making me feel so soiled. I think.