If you grew up with Kermit the Frog and the Muppets (and you probably did) and your soul hasnt been twisted by carefully studied "coolness", then they've probably left some sort of rainbow and daffodil presence in your heart of hearts. Go on, admit it.
Well, this will either feed that a shot of cheap gin, or kill it outright.
Dont say you werent warned.
There's more Sad Kermit here.
Props to Everybody Cares, Everybody Understands.