Friday, October 09, 2009

a warning for children everywhere

Lindsay Lohan now starring in a one-woman show: 'Beauty and the Beast'!
Kids! When someone offers you stardom and fame, just say NO!.

Sure, it may look like a non-stop party, but as you can see, fame can be every bit as health damaging as methamphetamines are. This girl is only 23 years old! Stay in your regular school, go to college, study science or computers or something.


Dont Let This Happen To You!


Image props to Samurai Frog

This message brought to you by the Committee for the End of Celebrity Worship. Remember folks, they're ordinary people just like you (except for the money and the non-stop media presence, of course)

7 comments:

Pryme said...

She's just rehearsing for a movie...about a fallen starlet, yeah; that's it!

Don't crush my dreams, man!

Omnipotent Poobah said...

Oh, the ravages of Disney childhood actress life. Herbie the Love Bug did always expose the soft underbelly of fahrvergnugen abuse.

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

SHIT!

daveawayfromhome said...

She looks like something out of Sunset Boulevard.

Pryme said...

She looks like something out of Sunset Boulevard.

More like she got ran over by something on Sunset Boulevard.

Real shame...

WV: "teddo." These guys aren't even trying anymore.

daveawayfromhome said...

She was a pleasure to look at, once. It's a damned shame.

Saur♥Kraut said...

Preach it brother!