I love really stupid jokes; they're often the funniest.
A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a bourbon and............ a coke." The bartender says, "Sure, but what's up with the big pause?" The bear said, "I dunno, I've had them all my life."
I must - my favorite joke: Mushroom walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink!". The bartender looks down his nose at the mushroom and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here." Mushroom replies, "Hey, come on. I'm a fun guy."
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Cute. That's a good one for my class.
I love really stupid jokes; they're often the funniest.
A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a bourbon and............ a coke." The bartender says, "Sure, but what's up with the big pause?" The bear said, "I dunno, I've had them all my life."
I must - my favorite joke:
Mushroom walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink!". The bartender looks down his nose at the mushroom and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here." Mushroom replies, "Hey, come on. I'm a fun guy."
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