Friday, November 14, 2008

English is fun!

The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

props to Jonco

3 comments:

Pryme said...

Makes me feel sorry for Bush now, considering how hard it is to get words right.

No, wait; it doesn't. Nevermind.

daveawayfromhome said...

Now that it's almost over, I find myself feeling a little sorry for Bush. His administration was a criminal disaster, he himself is certainly one of the (three?) worst presidents ever, but I'm beginning to think that the real villian of the piece was Dick Cheney.
We should have known there was a plot afoot when the man chose himself to be Vice-President. Plus, so much of the bad behavior of the Bush Administration can be traced back to Cheney, Rumsfeld and other old Cold Warriors.

Still, I hope he burns, or comes back a slug on the seashore, repeatedly, or something equally unpleasant.

Bill said...

Tank ewe four you're grate languish.