Saturday, November 12, 2005

Q:

If you could ask God one Question, what would it be?

12 comments:

United We Lay said...

Who killed JFK?

Dave's Evil Twin said...

Could you please take Pat Robertson to his Reward?

rev. billy bob gisher ©2005 said...

which way actually is up?

God said...

@ polanco: I could tell you, but I'm not going to.

@ dave's evil twin: you created him, he's your problem.

@ the reverend: You know I love you, stop being such a wise-ass. Jesus says "hi". Say hello to Mr. Whitley for me.

coturnix said...

What took you so long, slacker?

daveawayfromhome said...

Are you asking me or God?

God said...

I'll take this...

@ coturnix: You people! This planet is just one tiny part of a much, much, much larger whole, and if it disappeared today, it wouldnt affect the End Design at at all. There is such a thing as redundity you know. Do you have that one your planet? That doesnt mean you dont have a lot of potential to be right there at the end, but so far, you are the slackers, not Me.

Anonymous said...

Q: "Do these pants make me look fat?"

God said...
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God said...

no being anywhere in the universe will willingly answer that question.
Except Me.
Pants dont make anyone look fat, lack of excercise and poor diet do. Your body is an incredible machine, fine tuned over millions of years, and while it is certainly capable of taking the abuse most people pile onto it, it will work better and longer if you just treat it right. And it's not like you dont know how, because you do.

Try black pants, they're more slimming, and another shirt; that one hangs funny, and accentuates your ass the wrong way.

100farmers said...

Do you imagine me as I imagine you?

God said...

exactly so