@ coturnix: You people! This planet is just one tiny part of a much, much, much larger whole, and if it disappeared today, it wouldnt affect the End Design at at all. There is such a thing as redundity you know. Do you have that one your planet? That doesnt mean you dont have a lot of potential to be right there at the end, but so far, you are the slackers, not Me.
no being anywhere in the universe will willingly answer that question. Except Me. Pants dont make anyone look fat, lack of excercise and poor diet do. Your body is an incredible machine, fine tuned over millions of years, and while it is certainly capable of taking the abuse most people pile onto it, it will work better and longer if you just treat it right. And it's not like you dont know how, because you do.
Try black pants, they're more slimming, and another shirt; that one hangs funny, and accentuates your ass the wrong way.
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Who killed JFK?
Could you please take Pat Robertson to his Reward?
which way actually is up?
@ polanco: I could tell you, but I'm not going to.
@ dave's evil twin: you created him, he's your problem.
@ the reverend: You know I love you, stop being such a wise-ass. Jesus says "hi". Say hello to Mr. Whitley for me.
What took you so long, slacker?
Are you asking me or God?
I'll take this...
@ coturnix: You people! This planet is just one tiny part of a much, much, much larger whole, and if it disappeared today, it wouldnt affect the End Design at at all. There is such a thing as redundity you know. Do you have that one your planet? That doesnt mean you dont have a lot of potential to be right there at the end, but so far, you are the slackers, not Me.
Q: "Do these pants make me look fat?"
no being anywhere in the universe will willingly answer that question.
Except Me.
Pants dont make anyone look fat, lack of excercise and poor diet do. Your body is an incredible machine, fine tuned over millions of years, and while it is certainly capable of taking the abuse most people pile onto it, it will work better and longer if you just treat it right. And it's not like you dont know how, because you do.
Try black pants, they're more slimming, and another shirt; that one hangs funny, and accentuates your ass the wrong way.
Do you imagine me as I imagine you?
exactly so
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