ToY story

Okay, I used to think Mark Davis, the Opinion Columnist, was a horse's ass. But now, I know that he's actually the horse's asshole. Every year the Dallas Whoring News runs a little thing they call the Texan of the Year (which they actually refer to as "ToY". really).
To give you an idea of how absurd this paper is, last year the winner was... ready?... Karl Rove.
That's right, the award is yet another misnamed thing in the country that outdoes even the former Soviet Union in doublespeak. Unless, of course, a true Texan is an ethically challenged Texan.

Now, back to Mark Davis. Guess who his choice for this years Toy is? Tom Delay.

No really, read the article.

Apparently, Mark's defense for Tom Delay (who, to be convicted or not, is a Boss-Hog rat-bastard with a lot of ethically-if-not-legally suspect activity behind him, and no doubt in front of him too) is that he's bold. Yep, that's what it takes to impress Mark Davis: boldness. At least in public "servents", that's what impresses him. Not leadership, but arm-twisting. Not fairness, but dominance. Not ethics, but technicalities. Well, if you're looking for boldness, Tom Delay's got cast iron balls the size of babies' heads, and he's not afraid to use 'em.

So what the hell!

Besides, Rove got the "award" last year, and look what happened to him. We can all hope, cant we.