red rover

Once again, G has confirmed my faith in the Librarian. Check out this really really funny bit on how to join 'em if you cant beat 'em.
One example: #2 in "how to act like a Republican" - "Accept Christ as your own personal weapon."

Or how about #7's "9/11: Our Golden Ticket: We now have the moral grounds to do anything at all in the name of "Defending Freedom", & anyone who disagrees is clearly an America-hating traitor. We are now the victim. And in spite of our wealth & power, we will stay the victim until we've taught every country on Earth who its Daddy is."