Watch! close now as John McCain, Mavrick Leader, postpones an Unimportant Debate with his Unworthy Candidate to wrangle those Troublesome GOP Collegues in the Congress back on board with his handy Resolution Trust mk.II., thus proving his leadership ability (bipartisan leadership ability, since he'll have the Most Enabling Opposition in the world By His Side)!See! John McCain tame the savage Fiscal Hawks who've been resisting the Administration's plans for helping those who help themselves (to generous portions of the nation's money) by convincing them see that the plan will help everyone (banks by allowing them to continue being Monopoly Guys, and the People through Good Clean Hard Work)!
Marvel! as McCain changes socialist Water into more trickle-down Wine!
Boggle! as McCain takes credit for the biggest Con-Job ever, and The Press Applauds!
Dispair! as you realize that once more, We Will Be Fooled Again!
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