book report

Well, it seems that Ted Kennedy wrote a book before he died, and it's coming out soon.
If God is a Republican, then it will contain the confession that Mary Jo Kopechne was giving Teddy a blowjob at the time of the accident, allowing conservatives to crush any health care reform.
It'll also give Bill Clinton a much-needed break.

Fortunately, God is not a Republican.

Or a Democrat.