We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA
We are currently active in 20 states and growing. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life.
Brilliant, just fucking brilliant!
And for a less legal way* to make some money, well... Kids! Dont try this at home.
* But no less brilliant, in its own very wrong way.
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Now that is a brilliant idea, realyl top notch stuff.
HA!
The best part is that they can be totally sincere about looking after the pets, and still fleece the mark.
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