Tuesday, September 01, 2009

tuesday financial section

Via Boing Boing: "a site of avowed atheists who will, for a nominal fee, look after your pet when you have taken in the rapture."
We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.
We are currently active in 20 states and growing. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life.
Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA

Brilliant, just fucking brilliant!

And for a less legal way* to make some money, well... Kids! Dont try this at home.


* But no less brilliant, in its own very wrong way.

2 comments:

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

Now that is a brilliant idea, realyl top notch stuff.

HA!

daveawayfromhome said...

The best part is that they can be totally sincere about looking after the pets, and still fleece the mark.