The Phantom Prof's Word Exercise #2

Do this thing here, it's from the Phantom Professor:

1. In August 2005, Dallas was as hot as _________.


2. She was as nervous as ___________.


3. Slow-talker? Conversation with him is like __________.


4. Watching them exchange vows, she couldn't help but think they were as compatible as ______and _______.


5. Her eyes were as ________ as _________.

Here are some of my answers:

1. In August 2005, Dallas was as hot as _________.
   • a habañero milkshake.
   • a Baptist preacher's ire at a gay Wickan wedding.
   • bare thighs on an open convertable's vinyl seat


2. She was as nervous as ___________.
   • Karl Rove in a room full of Frenchmen.


3. Slow-talker? Conversation with him is like __________.
   • a foot-dragging contest at a turtle round-up


4. Watching them exchange vows, she couldn't help but think they were as compatible as ______and _______.
   • communion wafers and jism
   • a soldier and a plow.


5. Her eyes were as ________ as _________.
   • damning as a street preacher's rhetoric
   • dull as a webcam on a houseplant
   • red as an Oklahoma mud pie

I havent yet sent my answers to the prof herself (which she asks you to, actually), but I'm not yet totally satisfied with mine yet.